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Walter Weds
I guess I should be mad that one of my oldest friends is getting hitched, and I found out via the invitation, but I’m okay in knowing I’m not good enough to inform, but good enough to hit for a couple hundred bucks. Continue reading
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God has made some awesome things. Here’s a few off the top of my head: striper, Stryper, stuffed crust pizza and my personal favorite, comic books. Continue reading
I love Christmas, but I hate decorating. But I love the way the decorations look! If ever I needed a good reason to breed, this is it. No wonder Santa has all those elves. Continue reading
The best way to stay sane is to tell yourself you’re crazy, because crazy people don’t think they’re crazy. Crazy, right? Well, I’m totally sane when I say an evil spirit visited my room one night. It seems insane, but it’s true. Wait. This sounds crazy. So I must be sane! Continue reading
THE SHORT STORY: In my three stints as a lifeguard with the SVBP (Seapointe Village Beach Patrol) over the last 12 years, I’ve encountered a lot of SVBP (Stupid Vacationing Beach People). THE SHORT STORY: I saved someone’s life this summer. It was August 5th, about ten minutes after this priceless photograph of El Guapo, … Continue reading
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